TaB is trash!

I'm serious. I feel ill after drinking a little less than a full can. Whatever they say about phenylalanine is probably true. The brain disease part, at least. Mad props to Reagan Game's dramaturg for finding the TaB, though. That was some nice work, Big J.

As far as "RG" goes... the outlook isn't great. We're going to be missing one of the authors/performers, so it's possible that we may postpone. I think we'd all like to do something though, and if the space is still available it's likely there'll still be a show--just not sure which one. Whatever it ends up being, we understand and encourage it if you feel let down by the hype.

Jesus Christ that was an awful soda. What did I put in my mouth? I hurt literally everywhere.

That said: good art is worth the high price. And after doing a little research with Jeremy (or, Big J--the above mentioned 'turg), we found that during his first day in office, Reagan fired the head of the FDA because he refused to approve aspartame. We also found that Andy Warhol definitely commented on "Coke" and "The President." We're currently in the process of fact checking the quote about the women and TaB. If we're lucky, it's been entirely doctored by www.ilovetab.com, and it's our story to break. But as it is, we'll probably just clear it so we have something to put in the program notes. Better that way.

TaB... you're the William Forsythe of soft drinks.


FRANCO

p.s. Please ignore the earlier post. It was an unauthorized publication by our Webmaster, bless his heart, and in no way represents Theatre of The Epic disappointment. I promise this will never happen again.